I am very excited to announce my first vlog. I am not going to tell you how long it took me to shoot and then edit this footage, but holy freaking crap. My hope is to bring you a weekly update with the trending topics and my take on the issues.  Send me your feedback and subscribe to my YouTube channel. This week we discussed the Ashley Madison Hack, Josh Duggar, Jared Fogel, Breastfeeding, University of Alabama Recruitment video, and Deez Nuts. Enjoy the show!



About a moth ago the “Married” dating website Ashley Madison was hacked. The site claimed that 37 million members data was breached and the hackers demanded that the site be taken down. The hackers, know as The Impact Team, required that the site be taken down, or the information would be made public. Now, 30 days later, the information has been leaked.

Avid Life Media, which is the company behind Ashley Madison provided members with an opportunity to delete their accounts for a $15 fee directly following the breach. But guess what, The Impact Team has that information as well.

Security Blogger Brian Kerbs stated that “I’ve now spoken with three vouched sources who all have reported finding their information and last four digits of their credit card numbers in the leaked database,”

So where is the database? It was apparently leaked on the dark web. What the hell is that you ask? It means, that it is only accessible via an encrypted browser. Most of us do not have the ability to view the data right now, but my guess it will be available shortly.

15,000 of the profiles had .mil and .gov email addresses. Is anyone surprised by that? With so much “married” dating going on it amazing government offices aren’t closed more often.

So with the anticipation of the leak, here are a few defenses that the prospective members may be crafting for the big reveal.

1: I thought I was signing up for a coupon website.
2: My brother/sister signed me up as a joke. Funny, right?
3: My credit card was stolen.
4: It wasn’t me.
5: Why are you looking at the data? Don’t you trust me?
6: It said life is short, what was I supposed to do?
7: I know that’s my picture in the profile, but people steal stuff online all the time, duh!
8: I paid that damn deletion fee, this site lied to me!
9: I only created the account to see if you had an account. I would never cheat on you!
10: It’s technically not cheating because she lived in a different zip code.

Life may be a bit shorter for these members, at least married life as they know it. Perhaps if they had kept it in their pants, or had only shared it with their spouse, they wouldn’t be in this mess. I wonder if this hack will have as much entertaining information as Heidi Fleiss’ receipt ledger?


Happy Friday,

Today I am on The Commute with Nikki Medoro. It is an awesome podcast. You can follow her on Facebook and Twitter. Make sure to subscribe to her podcast on iTunes, Stitcher and anywhere else people get their podcasts. Search “The Commute”.

Click the link and listen to my conversation about how creative men are when it comes to “Getting Some.”

Playing The Odds

Thanks, Meredith

Twas the first day of school, and I rocked it like a Mother!

Dropped all the kids off without even a stutter.

Packed lunches and snack packs and even some fruit.

Kissed foreheads, tied sneakers, all my kiddos looked cute.

Took pictures to remember this very special day.

It’s the first time ALL my kids are at school, can I get a HEYYYYY!

Everyone’s backpack was full to the brim.
After drop off guess what??? I made it to the gym.

My morning was tight, but no sweat off my brow.
Got some chicken in the crock pot, gonna fix it Kung Pow.

Time to saddle up and head over to parent pick-up.
I’ll blast some T-Swift, the other Mom’s will know what’s up!

Then off to  7 Eleven for a first day of school Slurpee treat.

“Please don’t take your shoes off in the car, you have smelly feet!”
Time to head home and start on homework.

homework dog
I’ll be filling out school forms for the next week like a clerk.

Sign here and sign there, blood and urine sample too?
Can we digitize this paperwork? I’ll upload for you.

So another year begins, here’s to crazy days and chatter.
Because educating our kids, is all that really matters.



I avoid being in any pictures at any and all costs. I never take “selfies” and to be honest, I don’t like to see other people’s “selfies.” There is a dangerous trend spreading across the globe where people are putting themselves in harm’s way to click the perfect “selfie.” As a mother of three I would like to start a campaign know as “Safe Selfies.” Below are some tips and tricks to practice while taking “selfies” to ensure that they are safe, secure, and in good taste.

1. Avoid the “Naughty Selfie” at all times: This is a firm tip to practice. You don’t want to look like a horses ass while showing too much titty. Keep your clothes on and no one will nag you about your indiscretions in the future.

2. Avoid the Dr. Seuss “selfie”: Do not selfie with a fox. Do not selfie in a box. Be sure to check both here and there; your selfie could end up EVERYWHERE!

3. Avoid high altitude “selfies.”: Perhaps it’s because the air is thinner, or you’re an idiot, but a “selfie” on the railing on a bridge or the rooftop of a building spells disaster.

4. Never “selfie” while drinking: It always seems like a great idea to take out the phone and click away while hanging out and drinking with friends. Instagram and Snapchat will tell a much different, more scandalous story the next day. You thought you looked hot, but hot you was not!

5. Duck-face “selfies” are done!: Please avoid the duck-face “selfie” at all costs. I am currently working with the state legislature to make this type of “selfie” a ticketable offense for animal cruelty.

6. Animal “selfies” are so not this season: Stay away from bears, bison, bucks, bees, beavers, bats, bulldogs, baboons, and bobcats. To be safe, avoid taking a “selfie” with any member of the animal kingdom that isn’t vaccinated and micro-chipped.

7. Avoid the arrestable “selfie”: It is not wise to take a “selfie” with guns, ammo, knives, weapons, money, drugs, or bomb making materials. If you are unaware of what self-incrimination is, shoot me an email and I will send you some information, and the contact of a good lawyer I know.

8. Funeral “selfies”: This type of selfie is usually in poor taste, especially if you also get an image of the casket or urn. Some people may wonder why you are shooting a peace sign next to Grandma’s casket with a stern look on your face.

9. DWS (Driving while selfie-ing): PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, stop taking selfies while driving in cars. I promise that this will end in catastrophe. You may have caught a glimpse of yourself in the side view mirror and thought, “Damn, I am looking smoking hot today,” but I beg of you, keep the phone off and away from you while driving. You will definitely look smoking hot when you plow into a tree and your car bursts into flames.

10. DO NOT EVER take a bathroom selfie: I repeat, NEVER EVER take a bathroom selfie. You may have seen yourself in the bathroom mirror and thought, “Wow, this is the perfect lighting for a dick pic.” I guarantee you that it is not the perfect lighting, and further more, shame on you. Put your penis back in your pants and go straight to time-out. But the real danger of the bathroom selfie is simple, you may unintentionally snap the picture with the toilet in the background and low and behold, the toilet is overrun with a gang of feces.


So if you must “selfie” please do it with care. Use the brains in your head, and keep the duck bill off your lips. I am not opposed to saving memories, I am simply trying to spread awareness about the great cause that is near and dear to my heart. So be smart and practice safe selfies!


Meredith is a work-from-home mother of three who writes about the inappropriate side of marriage and motherhood on her blog at That’s Inappropriate Follow her on Facebook and Twitter.