“Welcome To Time Out”
Mom Version of Taylor Swifts “Welcome to New York”
I find that I sing this tune very frequently in my home. Please feel free to sing along while you send your sweet child to time-out.
Welcome to your room, Mom slams the door
Crying, flailing limbs, tears and so much more
Everybody listens as you scream and roar
Searching for a wooden spoon, Mom counts to four
And she says
Welcome to Time-Out
Its been waiting for you
Welcome to Time-Out
Welcome to Time-Out
You’re stuck now child
Feel free to cry and stomp your feet, feet
Ten minutes more
Cuz I can’t stand your shreeeeeeek, shreeeeeek
Welcome to Time-Out
Its been waiting for you
Welcome to Time-Out
Welcome to Time-Out
When you first threw your cup and bowl on the floor
Took your spoon and fork, ran and slammed the door
Everybody here knows you’ve been before
Because you want what you want
Boy oh boy bad choice and more
Welcome to Time-Out
Its been waiting for you
Welcome to Time-Out
Welcome to Time-Out
Feel free to cry and stomp your feet, feet
Ten minutes more
Cuz I can’t stand your shreeeeeeek, shreeeeeek
It doesn’t matter if you can carry a tune or not. Sing loud and proud!!
Sunshine
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